Got off track for a few days, didn't I? My excuse? I broke my right arm Friday night, and didn't get out of the hospital until Sunday.
Alright, *I* didn't break my arm. The fall did, from the roof I was on trying to fix a leak.
So I'm going to be much less efficient for the next week or two. Typing with my left hand is annoying.
On the one hand (see what I did there?), I want to applaud the universe for delivering such a mighty blow. On the other hand, it's unsettling to think about how easily the universe could've finished me off right then.
Ugh, the next few weeks are going to crawl so slow! Anyone want to take dictation for me for the next month?