It occurs to me that one of my best counter-offensives in fighting the universe, which has levelled some genius volleys in my direction recently, is one that the medium of blogs was more or less designed for. Tonally, it may seem out of place, but hell, it's not like much has been IN place lately.
So here it goes. The highlight of my day:
I pooped A LOT! Like, in a toilet. Bunch of times, too!
Thatt genuinely makes me feel better. Ah, the internet. Where were we as a society without you?